Funny Instagram Bio Ideas

1. Tap Copy on a bio above. Pick a font first if you want the letters to look different.
2. In Instagram, go to your profile and tap Edit profile, then Bio.
3. Paste over your old bio. A joke lands better when people know what you post, so add a short line about that underneath if there's room.
4. Tap Done (or the check mark on Android). Your new bio shows on your profile right away.

• Instagram gives a bio 150 characters, spaces and line breaks included. The two-liners here use the break as the pause before the punchline.
• Your name, pronouns and links each have their own field, so the joke can have the whole bio.
• Change it whenever you like: Instagram doesn't limit how often you edit your bio.

The bios people remember are about the writer, not about someone else: a self-roast, a small truth everyone knows, a pun about your favourite food. They are short, and the joke comes at the end.

Keep it friendly. A bio is the first thing strangers read, and a joke at someone else's expense reads differently to someone who doesn't know you.